A friend let me sleep in here while he went to work. I went on his computer and started farting a bit; you know how it is, no one was around. Next thing I know, diarrhea is splurging out of my bum all over his computer chair! So I went to the bathroom and let it all out. Next thing I know.. it doesn’t flush:S So I picked the diarrhea pieces up with my hands and put them in to a plastic bag and threw it out the window. I didn’t realize he has neighbors living right under him so the bag of diarrhea splashed all over their patio umbrella and deck :S Now there’s a smashed bag and liquid runs all over their patio furniture… and on some of their children’s toys :S
What should I do? Is it obvious it came from my friend’s place?

His girlfriend lives here too… should I blame it on her?

Hey Everyone,

My wife is due in a couple of weeks (she is 37 weeks pregnant tomorrow), but the doc thinks she will deliver our son a bit earlier given the state of her cervix and her knowledge of my wife’s vagina. Anyway…

Her Braxton-Hicks contractions have been more frequent and are actually hurting like cramps. The last couple of days we noticed a slight increase in her energy levels and her mood was almost euphoric… until today.

My question is as follows:
My wife has not been particularly hormonal throughout the 2nd and 3rd trimesters – her mood levels have actually been very stable with a couple of little bursts of hormones here or there (around 18 weeks and again around 30 weeks). For the last 24 hours, however, she has been a raging hormonal pregnant lady… if you are driving in the Dallas-Fort Worth area today, and you see a pregnant lady in a silver A4, watch out, it might be the wife and she will run you off the road. She cried because a store sold out of a patio umbrella she wanted to get, and she broke down because she ate all of the grapes we had at the house. Her mood is on a massive hormonal roller coaster – and I try not to laugh because she will hit me, but it is kind of extreme to the point of ridiculous which makes it funny.

Did any of you experience this before delivering your baby? If so, how long before you went into labor?
I am trying to keep an eye out for labor signs…

Thanks!
LOL – I am probably the most attentive, caring guy with his amazing pregnant wife. Not criticizing her at all – I know her hormones are not her fault.

BTW – twat… haha
LOL – Do I really sound like a husband who doesn’t care or doesn’t appreciate my wife?! If I didn’t care or didn’t appreciate her, would I be asking questions about her pregnancy?
Also – I will definitely use the "yes dear" approach, as I have been thus far today.

My entire street is at their wit’s end. We have a woman who moved in after we all did who is making this neighborhood hell to live in. She is literally delusional, accusing all of us of absolutely insane things – mostly over her paranoia about "her property". Last night, I let the riding mower stray over on her property, and she came charging out, screaming at me to stay on my own side of the property line, accusing me of breaking her son’s things, and saying she has surveillance video of me stealing her plants in the middle of the night.
Need I say, ah, that’s not true? She’s called police because "someone is coming over and breakign up the flagstones on her patio" "somebody came over, took out her patio umbrella and swung it up against the house" (after a wind storm) "your dogs attacked my cat, and you stood there and watched it." She’s tried to run people off the road, and has gone to the school to complain about the neighbor’s kids being neglected. please help

we have an unfinished bonus room, they get in some how. they’re even all over our patio umbrella and the side of the house where it’s the warmest.

I’m getting a pug around October…It is already trained to head straight to the door to go outside and pee once it leaves its kennels, and its trained to be in the house w/o peeing.

I will be away from home from 7 a.m.-5:45 almost everyday…i dont think i should leave it him in his crate for that long..So it would be outside in moderate weather (70-80 degrees)From 7-5:45 everyday.There would be PLENTY of water for him, and a huge shaded area for him to lie and cool off under.I was thinking of getting one of those big patio umbrellas to have on the patio for shade, and also a doghouse.After we get home i would clean him off a bit and allow him inside with the family for the rest of the night. Does that sound ok?

Also what do you recommend i should get in my backyard in order for my pug to keep cool for this long?

I already plan on having
-Plenty of water (i mean plenty)
-Large Patio Umbrella for dog
-Doghouse

straight. It is in a large pet cage under out patio umbrella and shaded by a tree, bright eyed eating and drinking, it can kind of hop from one end of the cage to the other.

They fold out as a square, when done clothes up, like a patio umbrella

So far i have a doghouse,and big patio umbrella for shade. I’ve heard that if i get a kiddie pool for my dog and fill it with water it would do better outside for a long period of time

Should i give this a try?

(I have a pug)

I need to put a hole in a glass table in order to hold a patio umbrella. Any ideas how I could go about this? I have read about using a drill in order to make a hole, but I am looking how to safely expand a drill hole to two inches in this table top.

I saw an umbrella that doesn’t have the traditional pole and tilt but has a support from the side so you can adjust it to keep the sun off well. It’s a patio umbrella and looked great. Any ideas where I can get one of these? I live in the Bay Area, ca but would buy online if that’s how I can get one. I did an online search and the only thing I could find was a European style umbrella but they were super expensive. Maybe I just don’t know the name of it to search well. Thanks.