Help! Question I can't find anywhere else?!?

Okay, so I can’t find this question anywhere else on the web. I know this is a stupid question but here you go: How do you make a couch out of pillows and blankets? So bored, and my mom isn’t letting me get a couch in my room. This is what I have: Lots of stuffed animals, 2 blankets one large one small, 2 large cushions, 4 very small pillows. If you can’t think of a couch, just think of a comfortable place to use the computer and lay down. I also have a medium sized bench and a lawn chair thing.

Any negative answers, and I will report you. = )
I know stupid to put in Games and Rec. but there’s no category of boredom which there should be….

Thanks!

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Annoying relative?

I go to the same college as my cousin who is a violent destructive ahole yuppie who was raised to beleive that he is better than everyone else and let’s them know it. I’m more of the polite nice zen kinda guy who’s middle class. Anyway if he sees me he quickly points me out to people and starts haraasing me in front of them. People don’t really care but it get’s on my nerves. He’s tried to kill me twice once by drowning me and once by hitting me in the head with patio furniture. His grandmother is very warped and has warped him and my other cousins to hate me and to treat me like crap because she doesn’t like my mother. My mom’s a nice person and works hard. most people like my mom. How do deal with this pric*?

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What to use for painting lawn gnomes?

I recently "borrowed" a few of my friend’s lawn gnomes. They’ve been going on adventures and sending postcards home and having all kinds of fun. They’re almost ready to return, but I remember before they left hearing my friend and her mom talking about how they needed to be repainted. Their original paint is really faded from the sun, so I was going to paint them before I return them. However, I’ve never painted lawn gnomes before. They’re some kind of hollow ceramic material I think and they have green shirts and red hats and pants and peachy-colored faces and brown boots. The problem with using spray paint (the kind for patio furniture and the like) I’d assume would be lack of control over where one is painting, unless I used tape and newspapers to block off certain sections? Or would I be better off using a house paint that I could brush on? Could I get this in smaller containers, or is it only sold in house-painting sizes? Or is there such a thing as weather-resistant craft paint that comes in a smaller-sized container? Any suggestions on how to approach this project would be much appreciated.

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For all teenagers. What do you think of my writing?

Once there was an old man called the Green eyed. The people of Baghdad called him the green eyed because no one could ever pass by him without something bad happening to him afterward.

One day a little girl was walking in the street with a little white cat sleeping on her shoulder. The girl was wearing an expensive golden bracelet that sparkled under the sun light. The green-eyed man walked from under the tree where he was laying down, and smiled thinly at the girl.

“What a beautiful bracelet you have,” he said, stroking the bracelet with his black fingers. “Did your mother buy it for you?”

The girl frowned at the green-eyed man and pushed his filth nails away from her wrist. “Leave me. You are the green-eyed man that Mom told me about. You envy anyone. I hate you, I hate you….” The girl repeated all the way back home.
“I hate you, I hate you…” All the way back home.

At home, she told her mother about the green-eyed man.

“I was brave.” The girl said, sitting at the sofa with a pop corn bowl at her hands. “I told him I hate you, I hate you.”

“Did he place a hand at your body?” The mother asked.

“He ran a finger at my bracelet, but I pushed it away. It was filthy.”

“Oh no,” the mother shivered and placed her hands at her chest. “He must have cursed you.”

“No he didn’t,” the girl said, but her mother got to her feet and after sometime she returned with her red, outdoors, shawl around her shoulders.

“We must go to Sheikh Ishmael.” The mother said, pulling the girl from her hand so vigorously that the pop corn bowl fell over the sofa.

All the way to Sheikh Ishmael, the girl tried to convince her mother that the green-eyed man did not curse her. But her mother did not reply. She was busy wrapping her arms around her daughter as if to protect her from an unseen evil.

Sheikh Ishmael was the magician of Baghdad. He was an old man with a flowing, orange beard that fell to his knees. He wore golden earrings on the shape of a smiling face and intricate writings spread all over his body, except his face.

The girl and her mother reached the tower where Sheikh Ishmael lived. Thunder banged across the sky, followed with an incessant shower of rain. The mother knocked and a tall woman, with disheveled, wet hair opened the door.

“He is waiting for you.” She said, letting them in.

They walked through a dark hallway, with green candles spreading on both sides of the wall. The girl shivered and screamed when she was passing by one of the candles.

“What’s wrong?” Her mother whispered at her.

“I saw the face of the green eyed man in the fire.” The girl said.

The tall woman who led them turned her face and smiled meekly at the girl. Finally, they reached a small room filled the beach smelling instance. Sheikh Ishmael sat at the middle of the room He placed a silver bowl, where thin fumes twirled up, at his feet.

“Hello,” he said gesturing for them to sit.

They sat down at two, red cushions.

“Thank you sir,” the mother said, drooping her head in reverence. “I need your help.”

“Why do you need my help?”

“The green eyed man touched the bracelet of my girl.” The mother said, taking out the golden bracelet from her leather purse. “I want you your blessings so that nothing bad can happen to her.”

Sheikh Ishmael took the bracelet and tuned it in his hands then he sniffed at it twice. “Oh, it’s cursed.”

The mother shivered and wrapped the girl in her shoulders. “My god,”

“But don’t worry,” Ishmael said, confidence encircling his voice. “I’ll protect her,”

Her mother bowed forward and kissed Ishmael’s bony hand where some grey hairs grew. “Oh, Thanks my lord.”

“ But first,” he said, “ I need a hair from the green eyed man,”

“ a what?” the girl finally spoke. “ how can we bring a hair from this man,”

The girl thought it was disgusting to hold a hair from the old man’s head. It seemed that he never showered.

The old man got to his feet and smiled. “You’d better do it fast or else you’ll die.”

It’s a tale for all ages.

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What should I do with these stray cats?

My mom seems to not care that these cats are ruining the house. we have about 7 cats because my mom likes to feed all the stray cats and now they won’t leave! They have completely ruined the house. All of the patio furniture is ruined and there’s cat poop everywhere….we put litter boxes but they won’t use them! They even ruined my 00 amp. They aren’t friendly either, they will scratch you if you try to pick them up and they won’t even let you pet them. My friend and I are thinking about putting them in a box and dropping them off somewhere. What do you think we should do?

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anniversary question?

my parents are celebrating their 18th anniversary this august. and I would really love to get them something. I was thinking about getting them patio furniture, but then my mom said that my dad could build that himself, so then i thought maybe a home depot gift card to get them started? im 13, so i need to think about where I’ll be getting the money. I was thinking about selling clothes on ebay, and babysitting or stuff around the house? i don’t know. if somebody could give me a gift idea, or a job idea, or even both. that would be awesome! thank you soo much! :D

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how do you get burn mark off of a white cushion chair?

I accidentally made a burnt hole in my mom’s favorite white chair. the problem is it isn’t leather so it won’t come off easily! HELP asap

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how do you get burn mark off of a white cushion chair?

I accidentally made a burnt hole in my mom’s favorite white chair. the problem is it isn’t leather so it won’t come off easily! HELP asap

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why did a squirrel eat my moms chair cushions?

this morning my mom walked outside and there was a squirrel sitting on top of her chair eating the cotton inside of it . why would that be? why would it be eating cushion stuffing from a chair? it ripped it open and had it in its mouth. does anyone know?

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What are you doing for mother's day?

I can’t think of the first thing to do for my mom! I’ve done gift cards, made things, bought her patio furniture, trips to spas and so on…I’m completely lost now. She has absolutely everything she needs and wants.
uh.. no mother’s day is on may 13, 2007…lol

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